Headcanon #1: Brownfeather, among other characters, are immortal and invincible beings who a silent subspecies/master race.
Let me elaborate. It is a common known fact that Brownfeather seems to be some supernatural demigod thing. She has been directly spoken to by a god ("Brownfeather's Prophecy"), has the power to levitate herself and disappear ("Nigel vs. Buck"), and seems to have an inner instinct when it comes to nature ("Brownfeather vs. the Logger Union" and "Buck's Lil' Earth"). Plus, she has been resurrected from apparent death ("Brownfeather vs. the Logger Union"), which she actually called being "temporarily summoned". More evidence for Brownfeather's immortality is the jump between Judge Mia and Monkeytown. Brownfeather is working as a lawyer all the way back in 1309 ("Nigel vs. Buck"). In her first appearance, she emits a wise and somewhat elderly persona. However, almost 30 years later, Brownfeather is doing the exact same job ("Custody Wars: Part 2"). Most of the Judge Mia characters have changed and aged by the events of Monkeytown...and then there's Brownfeather, doing the exact same thing she's done for almost half a century. Obviously, its not uncommon to hold the same career for a long time, and it doesn't prove immortality. But another clear indication of Brownfeather's unnatural existence is seen on her character file. Instead of a normal birthday, her date of birth is listed as "unknown". Her age is "unknown". Her country of birth is "unknown". Even the producers of the Miaverse have no idea what Brownfeather is! This anomaly cannot be a coincidence.
It may seem that Brownfeather is just a one-time quirk. But she is only the most prominent of this race of immortals...in fact, there are many more:
Smokey Beanbum: This should be no surprise. It has been a long-running gag that Smokey is killed off for the sake of humor, then returning his regular cameo position in the very next episode. In first happened in "The Snortleson Brothers vs. Smokey", when Smokey did suicide by jumping off a bridge because he felt guilty for sending the Snortleson brothers to jail. Another time was in Me vs. Wild, Day 2, when Mia murders Smokey by throwing a rock at him. The next day, Mia returns to the crime scene in order to EAT Smokey's corpse...but he isn't there! Smokey then emerges, riding on a helicopter, directing an entire search time towards Mia! Another time, most recently, is when Officer Jackson accidentally kills Smokey when he is haphazardly shooting into the crowd of restaurant-goers in "Custody Wars: Part 2". Smokey is seen in the hospital later that day, told that he is about to die. Later in the episode, Smokey flatlines and is proclaimed dead. But I'm sure he'll pop up later.
Kari von Kingsbury: In a quick but evident couple of scenes of "Crappy Anniversary", Matilda (disguised as Miranda) poisons and kills Kari at least 3 times. Each time, Kari returns to try to next sample Miranda is cranking out. Eventually, it does seem that Kari dies from Matilda's latest poison...but then how does she appear in "Buck vs. Hipper" (the very next episode!) in the crowd! Not only that, she also appears the crowd of the episode after that ("Judge Mia Forever")!!!
Cornflake Groucheberger: In "Grouch vs. Private", Cornflake was personally ripped apart by his corrupt parents. Physicall torn into two pieces. However, he later appears in scores of episodes later. Most notably...remember this quote?
A little bird told me.
Cornflake: Tweet tweet!
Elmer Pucenose: Buck, is his stint has a substitute judge, publicly executed Elmer when he lost a case to Hipper ("Judge Buck"). However, Elmer has appeared in later episodes...and no one has made a big deal about it. Despite being a frequent background character, some of Elmer's notable postmortem appearances are: The "Lifeguards Save Lives" commercial, Elmer plays the role of a lifeguard. This commercial aired along with "Croakella vs. Schnauzette", a Season 8 episode. Elmer was executed in Season 7. He also appeared in "Brownflesh" as a pharmacist in his very own drug story. "Brownflesh" is a Season 10 episode. Elmer was executed in Season 7. Get the picture?
Commercial deaths: Commercials are debatable in a different realm than Judge Mia, so deaths could be explained as the death of the commercial-character, not the character playing the commercial-character. But it never hurts to try...
- Speaking of "Lifeguards Save Lives"...the cream colored bear who drowned in the commercial? (Fans called him Vanilla Pudding.) He later appears in several crowds. This is weak evidence because it could be argued that Vanilla Pudding was just acting for the commercial, but...)
- Kit Bittlemeier: She was rammed over by a train in a Costline Compromiser commercial ("Crappy Anniversary"), but she appears later in "Judge Mia Forever".
Resurrection seems to the a common theme in Judge Mia. Besides the evidence listed above, there is an entire episode confirmed the existence of zombies in the Miaverse ("Night of the Living Ape"). It clearly proves that dead people can be simply brought back to an undead form of life. While that might not equate to immortality, it does make the prospect of immortality more believable.
Now we come to our fan theory thesis: In the Miaverse, there is a race of immortals who are not gods (they are born from mortals), yet they cannot die from old age. Not only are they immune to aging, they can also resurrect themselves from unnatural and violent deaths (unlike most mythological immortals). Some Immortals also have supernatural powers, like Brownfeather. Some Immortals are aware of their abilities (Brownfeather), and others do not know how they come back to life (all the others). I'm sure there are many other hidden Immortals in the franchise that I have not identified yet.
Heh-heh, this is just a fun fan theory! It's a bit too fantastical for the Miaverse franchise. But...it makes eerie sense.
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